Before writing all that boring stuff needed in a resume, a couple of lines about what I think I am. Well, actually I am going to ask myself some questions, and I will try to answer.

Q: Do you think yourself as open-minded?

Possibly yes, even if there is always something happening that makes you say "how dumb I was, this is the way". At least I am not religious, so I miss a necessary condition not to be.

Q: Do you believe in God?

That's a tricky question. As human, we aren't able to answer - it's simple math, you can't describe an n-th dimension object in an (n-k)th dimension space without losing information. I can't tell the opposite either, there is no proof there is nothing beyond,
so [being an atheist] = - [being a christian/muslim/wtf], and I prefer not to belong to any category of those, thanks.

Q: Do you fear God?

I fear people more. As Epicurus says, God[s] lives in inter mundia, he probably has more important things to do than punishing me for swearing, those are fake arguments for stupid people.

Q: Where do we go from here?

Oh, wonderful house tune from Kings of Tomorrow, voice by Julie McKnight. Ibiza classic, always in my heart. Seriously, I don't care much: as long as there is a Champions League every year, who needs escathology!

Q: Which album would you carry on a desert island?

I won't ever go to that fuckin' island so don't bother.

Q: [the best question ever]?

[the most appropriate answer to that question].

Q: Will you add more stupid stuff here?

I feel sorry, but yes.